BIN LADEN DEAD?!
The news is all over the place now. It is front page news at the New York Times even. I for one am glad that he is finally dead. The Times story says that he has been killed and so I await the details as the rest of America does. Forgive me if I hurl if our illustrious President attempts to somehow take any credit for his death. We all know better than that right? In fact, I am actually worried that Obama will tear up and announce funeral arrangements for a martyr. He wont condone his actions of course, just admire his convictions and lament his lack of opportunities to sit down with such a great individual. Hear that? Its me throwing up! Anyway, I for one am not the least bit broken up about that scum kicking the bucket. In fact, I hope it was a long and drawn out death. I would relish the idea of him having actually being caught 5 years ago and just now succumbing to the torture. And that still would be too good for him. GOD BLESS THE USA AND THE MEN AND WOMEN WHO